The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, BZRK

Trinity_Temple · **Posted:** Mon 25th June, 2012, 10:55 am

Title: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, BZRK
Age Rating: U
Main Characters: Whoever comes along
Genre: Humour
Summary: The FAYZ characters have heard of Michael Grant's new book, BZRK, and think he's replacing them. They aren't taking it very well...

A/N: This is purely for laughs. Enjoy!

No FEAR

spoilers. This story is based on the first four books.

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" a loud, heart-wrenching scream echoed throughout the FAYZ, everyone's voice contributing to the wail.

The wail was full of emotions; sadness, disappointment, hurt and anger.

...Mostly anger.

"*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!*" Brianna's voice was the first to be singled out from among the heated chatter, with her most hurtful and demoralising insult ever.

"HOW DARE HE REPLACE US?" Caine roared, in true "imma-be-a-boss" fashion.

Astrid sighed. "Look, you are all acting puerile. Let's not be rash. No one is--wait. What? REPLACING US?!?"

Sam fell to the ground on his knees in horror and shock. "NO! THE FATE OF THE FAYZ HASN'T BEEN DETERMINED! AM I DOOMED TO UNWANTED LEADERSHIP FOREVER? Because I like, totally don't age. You know, 'cause I'm a character. But...UNWANTED LEADERSHIP? NOOOOOOO!"

Taylor decided to remain positive. "Well, at least I'll be cute forever! And I get to be with Sam~!"

"GAH! I'll kill ya before that happens!" yelled Astrid.

Computer Jack tapped his finger to his chin. "Should I work with Facebook, or Google?"

"I'm getting REPLACED?" Justin wailed. "Why?"

"AS IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING!" yelled every single person in the FAYZ.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" screamed Little Pete, and everyone stared. He had never spoken till now. "Wait, what?"

And for the first time ever, Little Pete shows emotion: disappointment.

"I REFUSE TO ACCEPT! I WILL NOT BE REPLACED!" Brianna shouted.

"At least I have you, Brianna," Jack said, smiling.

And they oh-so-romantically leaned in when...

...Sanjit popped up and yelled, "LET'S KEEP THIS U-RATED PEOPLE!"

THE END.
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EdilioIsMyLife · **Posted:** Mon 25th June, 2012, 12:01 pm

XD

ohmygoodness bahahaha

thank you for... for writing this. :')

I love the part with Brianna and Jack and then Sanjit just pops up.

This is hilarious.

Firegirl56 · **Posted:** Mon 25th June, 2012, 10:56 pm

Caine has the best line omg XDDDD
This is hilarious.

nightblossom912 · **Posted:** Tue 26th June, 2012, 6:00 am

This is amazing!! It had me falling of my chair in laughter!!! xD

TheFAYZGirlz · **Posted:** Tue 26th June, 2012, 12:16 pm

OMG! I'm literally laughing my socks off! It was so funny!
Love the Sam part. And the Astrid parts. And the Caine part. And th...I just love it all!

I_luv_GONE · **Posted:** Thu 5th July, 2012, 3:51 pm

I read this on fanfiction.net! Its really funny!

inthefayz · **Posted:** Thu 5th July, 2012, 4:00 pm

hahaa Caaaaine (with his imma-be-a-boss attitude) this is really awesome :D

Trinity_Temple · **Posted:** Thu 5th July, 2012, 4:03 pm

Thanks so much everyone! =)

Merwin · **Posts:** 3711

Interesting read, and entertaining! xD
Thanks for sharing!~

Sammiroo · **Posted:** Sun 8th July, 2012, 7:14 am

LETS KEEP THIS U-RATED PEOPLE!
Lol oh my god I love it. So funny

MaLvI · **Posted:** Sun 23rd September, 2012, 5:32 pm

[highlight=]me like its [size=200]craziness so much, yes, oh yes i do!!!!!!!!![/size] [/highlight]

justanotherFAYZ · **Posted:** Tue 16th October, 2012, 2:36 pm

Firegirl56 wrote:

Caine has the best line omg XDDDD
This is hilarious.

CAINE ALWAYS HAS THE BEST LINES! :D

Awesome job!
Laughed so hard- I can't wait to hear more from your work!

Diehardoutsider · **Posted:** Sat 3rd November, 2012, 12:32 am

this was awesome. i can totally see them reacting like this.

i LOVED this. wonderful job

MBF20 · **Posted:** Sun 12th May, 2013, 4:54 am

Trinity_Temple wrote:

Computer Jack tapped his finger to his chin. "Should I work with Facebook, or Google?"

HA!!! Go Computer Jack!!! :geek:

SecretNinjaBob · **Posted:** Mon 13th May, 2013, 5:14 pm

Haha this was great!

The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, BZRK

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