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 Post subject: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, BZRK
PostPosted: Mon 25th June, 2012, 10:55 am 
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Title: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, BZRK
Age Rating: U
Main Characters: Whoever comes along
Genre: Humour
Summary: The FAYZ characters have heard of Michael Grant's new book, BZRK, and think he's replacing them. They aren't taking it very well...

A/N: This is purely for laughs. Enjoy!

No FEAR spoilers. This story is based on the first four books.


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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" a loud, heart-wrenching scream echoed throughout the FAYZ, everyone's voice contributing to the wail.

The wail was full of emotions; sadness, disappointment, hurt and anger.

...Mostly anger.

"*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!*" Brianna's voice was the first to be singled out from among the heated chatter, with her most hurtful and demoralising insult ever.

"HOW DARE HE REPLACE US?" Caine roared, in true "imma-be-a-boss" fashion.

Astrid sighed. "Look, you are all acting puerile. Let's not be rash. No one is--wait. What? REPLACING US?!?"

Sam fell to the ground on his knees in horror and shock. "NO! THE FATE OF THE FAYZ HASN'T BEEN DETERMINED! AM I DOOMED TO UNWANTED LEADERSHIP FOREVER? Because I like, totally don't age. You know, 'cause I'm a character. But...UNWANTED LEADERSHIP? NOOOOOOO!"

Taylor decided to remain positive. "Well, at least I'll be cute forever! And I get to be with Sam~!"

"GAH! I'll kill ya before that happens!" yelled Astrid.

Computer Jack tapped his finger to his chin. "Should I work with Facebook, or Google?"

"I'm getting REPLACED?" Justin wailed. "Why?"

"AS IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING!" yelled every single person in the FAYZ.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" screamed Little Pete, and everyone stared. He had never spoken till now. "Wait, what?"

And for the first time ever, Little Pete shows emotion: disappointment.

"I REFUSE TO ACCEPT! I WILL NOT BE REPLACED!" Brianna shouted.

"At least I have you, Brianna," Jack said, smiling.

And they oh-so-romantically leaned in when...

...Sanjit popped up and yelled, "LET'S KEEP THIS U-RATED PEOPLE!"

THE END.
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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Mon 25th June, 2012, 12:01 pm 
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XD

ohmygoodness bahahaha

thank you for... for writing this. :')

I love the part with Brianna and Jack and then Sanjit just pops up.

This is hilarious.


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Mon 25th June, 2012, 10:56 pm 
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Caine has the best line omg XDDDD
This is hilarious.


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Tue 26th June, 2012, 6:00 am 
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This is amazing!! It had me falling of my chair in laughter!!! xD


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Tue 26th June, 2012, 12:16 pm 
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OMG! I'm literally laughing my socks off! It was so funny!
Love the Sam part. And the Astrid parts. And the Caine part. And th...I just love it all!


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
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I read this on fanfiction.net! Its really funny!


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Thu 5th July, 2012, 4:00 pm 
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hahaa Caaaaine (with his imma-be-a-boss attitude) this is really awesome :D


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Thu 5th July, 2012, 4:03 pm 
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Thanks so much everyone! =)


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Fri 6th July, 2012, 5:00 am 
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Interesting read, and entertaining! xD
Thanks for sharing!~


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Sun 8th July, 2012, 7:14 am 
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LETS KEEP THIS U-RATED PEOPLE!
Lol oh my god I love it. So funny


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
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[highlight=]me like its [size=200]craziness so much, yes, oh yes i do!!!!!!!!![/size] [/highlight]


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
PostPosted: Tue 16th October, 2012, 2:36 pm 
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Firegirl56 wrote:
Caine has the best line omg XDDDD
This is hilarious.


CAINE ALWAYS HAS THE BEST LINES! :D

Awesome job!
Laughed so hard- I can't wait to hear more from your work!


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
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this was awesome. i can totally see them reacting like this.

i LOVED this. wonderful job


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
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Trinity_Temple wrote:
Computer Jack tapped his finger to his chin. "Should I work with Facebook, or Google?"


HA!!! Go Computer Jack!!! :geek: :geek: :geek:


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 Post subject: Re: The FAYZ Characters react to Michael Grant's new book, B
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Haha this was great!


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