Basically, explain why you shouldn't be killed. The poster below you can choose to kill you or to let you live, then tries convincing the next person to not kill him. Ex:

A: Don't kill me because I'm nice to everyone. I give them roses!
B:Oh, you're so nice, I'll let you have a rose.
Don't kill me because I'm still a virgin.
C: I'm still a virgin in the art of killing. You die.
Don't kill me because blabla.



So, don't kill me because I'll cut your nutsack off with a pair of rusty scissors and put them in a blender. Mix them with your pubic hair and take a sh-t in it after. Then leave you with no food for 3 days and offer it to you otherwise you're going to die....

I dont see how I would do that while dead, but meh

I won't kill you, because that description of events would be useless anyway seeing as I don't have a scrotum. Uh.

Don't kill me because I still haven't gotten the pizza I ordered online 'bout fifteen minutes ago. It's a really good pizza.

i'll let you live if you give me half the pizza.


please dont kill me because i did nothing to harm you and also im part of a family, i've got friends and i never did anything i would regret.

I don't like your friends. You're going to regret giving me a crap excuse.

A few reasons, one- You can't kill me over the internet Two- If you try to kill me over the internet expect the whole goatse series in your inbox. Three- your mom

KILL YOU BECAUSE WTF??

dont kill me becaue im innocent blah, blah, blah and i will f**king skin you alive i make you eat it.

That is the worst excuse ever. Threatening to skin someone is not effective when I'm the one with the advantage. Kill. >:[

Don't kill me because I still haven't finished my pizza. Pizza with fries on. I am innovative.

wont kill you if you give me some. or say your last words *evil laugh*

dont kill me because you cant. you dont where i am and also im on the interent so you cant kill me

Actually, in the context in this game, I can kill you just by saying "I kill you". I do not need to know your location and to physically be there. Instead, I'll kill you with a few words.
I kill you.


Don't kill me because I won't be able to give you sexual favors anymore. You know, the sexual favors I give you when you're asleep.

kill you because you never even gave me an sexual favour.

dont kill me because... ohh what the hell... just kill me!! im dying of boredem here!!!

You don't tell me what to do! You live.

If you kill me, you'll cry, have an emotionnal breakdown and everyone will laugh at the fact that you're a pussy.

i never cry.

dont kill me because it'll be messy and you'll have to clean up and get ride of the evidence.

I didn't read your post. You die.

Don't kill me or I'll kill you without even reading your post.

dont kill


dont kill me or i'll be very piss taking towards you

I don't read your posts anyways, so yeah, you die.

Kill me and you won't get a cookie.

I just finished my meal and I'm too full for cookies. Kill'd.

Don't kill me because I AM NOT HERE
you can't kill me if I'm not here
you just got ninja'd, son

... not wait that's something entirely different