How does Orc pee, is his genitals made of gravel too? or can the gravel genital somehow pee?

Sorry, it may be inappropriate but I could not stop wondering on how many everyday things orc cannot do.

Wrong forum, this goes in town plaza.

I thought town hall as it involves the males genitals

I understand the inclination, but generally speaking GONE references don't usually work in McClub or Town Hall. Town Hall is more for politics and current events than it is about fetishes for half-human genitals.

There's an entire section of the internet that caters to those desires.

Ok then, can Emily or Skylar (whichever you prefer) please move it, thanks.

Either is fine! I'll move it for you but if the discussion gets out of hand I will lock it.

He can probably pee...

sex would be awkward though :/

*To every single word on this topic*





Not if it was with Jack because he's really strong and could deal with it.

OK I'm getting off this topic before it goes out of hand. O.o

We don't want a repeat our our "Caine's sperm count" discussion I instigated. :P

Your right. We need to reinstate that discussion.

that was the best discussion

also i may be really wrong here but sperm is kept outside the body because temperatures in the body are too high, so if it were encased in solid rock, that would retain heat easily so what do you think Orc's sperm count would be like?

A Billion. Easily.

Because of science. Obviously.

Imagine how different Gaia's body would be if Orc was the father?


also she would have been concieved quicker lol

i think our science is broken

If Orc was the father, then he and Diana would've had to use a LOT of lube.
Like, a bucket full of lube.
You'd need all the lube in the FAYZ.
(OMG- WHY WASN'T THERE A BOOK COVERING WHERE THE FAYZ RAN OUT OF LUBE? THEY DID ONE WHEN THEY RAN OUT OF FOOD, WATER, ELECTRICITY AND LIGHT, BUT NOT ONE ABOUT WHEN THEY RAN OUT OF LUBE?)
MG needs to get his priorities straight.
Personally, I think in terms of moofs to have sex with, Caine is your man (from a scientific perspective).
Telekinesis can be put to mighty good use if ya get what I mean. ^-^ (Of course you do).

Then again, one might also argue that telekinesis might make you lazy in bed. :P

Is Caine's sperm telekinetic? Can it fly? :O

Actually, I change my mind. Dekka is totally the best moof to do it with.
Imagine having sex suspended in mid-air.
Screw that, imagine having sex with Dekka Talent.

And this post gets a solid 8.3/10 on the creepy scale.
I broke my record! :D

I feel so creepy for writing all this...
(Ah crap. I kinda want to write smut now.)
(No I don't.)
(Yes I do.)
(No I don't.)
(I Kinda do.)
(Sorta.)
(Yes.)
(Telekinetic sperm, anti-gravity femslash fic anyone?)
(Didn't think so.)

That was the best post ever.

Also, Jack and Brianna

Superstrength and superspeed.

THE BEST!

^ Your the best post ever! :D

Oooh, great combo.

I'd still rather do it in midair though. :P